Captain Ray Cathode
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| Captain Ray Cathode |
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You are fighting Captain Ray Cathode.
Rumor is Ray was abandoned in the wilderness as a child and raised by a pack of feral televisions, and now he wants to bring TV to the rest of humanity. That's absurd, of course. He's just a latchkey kid left at home to be raised by a single stationary television, which is plenty bad enough. He won't rest until everyone else's brain has been numbed as much as his own.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The Captain interrupts the combat for a word from the sponsors. That word is interrupted by an interminable series of commercials, until your brain just melts. He hits you for 1 (psychic) damage.
- The Captain blasts you with his commercial ray. The commercials are ten times as loud as everything else. He hits you for 2 (sonic) damage.
- Captain Cathode zaps you with his patented "reality ray." It turns you dumb, belligerent, and entirely incapable of anticipating the future consequences of any of your actions. He hits you for 1 damage. You acquire an effect: Dazed. (Added for 30 minutes.)
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The Captain interrupts the combat for a word from the sponsors. Luckily for you the sponsors turn out to be the Twilight P.D., and Captain Cathode has to duck out for a minute.
- Captain Cathode goes in for the kill, but he's interrupted by a little animated popup in the lower right corner of the alley, telling you both what'll be going on there in the next hour.
- Captain Cathode zaps you with his patented "reality ray." You deftly reject his reality and substitute one of your own.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain chips.
You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.
You got an item: SQUID disc: Public Broadcasting's Greatest Hits 
(Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Locations
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This enemy is a static Villain. |
References
- Mowgli, a boy raised by wolves in the Indian Jungle, from The Jungle Book
