Lip blam
lip blam
Plural: tubes of lip blam
This lip blam will detonate your lips. What, it says balm? Oh, well, in that case...
Have you ever wanted nasty, greasy lips? Have you ever wanted to stunt your natural ability to keep your lips moisturized? You have? Excellent! Slap some of this petroleum jelly on your lips and have a party!
Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 105
Usable
Combat Usable
How Obtained
When Used
You apply the lip blam to your lips. Like a smoker drinking turpentine, the results are both explosive and unpleasant. You take 10 damage. You get an effect, Ricky's Mom. (Added for 30 minutes.)
Using multiple: Missing, please report
It's not really worth going into the details here, but needless to say you trick your opponent into applying the lip blam, and then laugh outrageously as their lips explode for ?-32-? damage.