Evil velveteen pony
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You are fighting an evil velveteen pony.
Looks like your little pony has gone feral. With a fearsome whinny it bares its surprisingly long teeth and charges you.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The toy reveals a horrible secret: you're never, ever going to get a real pony for your birthday. damage+ (psychic) damage
- The pony tramples you into the ground. Even worse than the pain of the hooves is the pain of knowing you were trampled by a toy. damage+ (psychic) damage
- The pony kicks you someplace sensitive. Even worse than the sensitivity is the pain of the hooves. damage+ (psychic) damage
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- A gaggle of pony-dazed girls chase the evil toy around, trying to catch it and take it home.
- The pony tries to attack you with a power whinny, but it's a little hoarse.
- The velveteen filly charges you, but it's a long way from Philly to Twilight, so you've got plenty of time to dodge.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 20 experience.
You got an item: soft fabric 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: caffeinated cloth 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
