Evil vellux rabbit
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You are fighting an evil vellux rabbit.
An evil rabbit? Well sure. Just ask Sir Bors.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The rabbit makes a weird rabbity noise and tries to tear your head off. It fails, but it still gets some good bites in.
- The bunny hops up and starts gnawing on your face.
- I was going to make a joke here about it infecting you with scarlet fever, but that's a little too crass. (psychic) damage
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The bunny charges you, but you ward it off with a drawing of a hand grenade from Antioch.
- The rabbit tries to tear your head off, but luckily it's made of vellux and not vorpal.
- The bunny tries to hop up to gnaw at your face, but you're too tall.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 80 experience.
You got an item: soft fabric 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: caffeinated cloth 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
Locations
References
- The enemy's description and combat messages refer to the Rabbit of Caerbannog from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
- The enemy's name and third hit message refer to the book The Velveteen Rabbit.
