The Moitalizer
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| The Moitalizer |
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You are fighting The Moitalizer.
This New Joisey import is a master of three things: joims, woims, and the toims of engagement.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
and misses.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ?-41-171-? chips.
You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.
You got an item: moital combat fatigues 
(Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
Locations
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This enemy is a wandering Villain. |
References
- The name is based on a common threat by Moe from the Three Stooges "I'll moitalize ya".
- The description is in stereotypical Brooklyn accent.
- "joims" is likely from an old Saturday Night Live skit about a Brooklyn playhouse putting on "Da War of Da Woilds" (a spoof of the War of the Worlds radio drama by Orson Welles) where the aliens were killed by "joims".
- The image is of Jean-Claude Van Damme, a famous martial artist, body builder, and actor.