Template:Hateblurb
From Twilight Heroes Wiki
- X is a random number between 1 and 499.
- At the beginning of every fight the following line is shown
Your weapon shimmers with a deep-seated hatred for <enemy>.
- Where <enemy> is one of:
- cicadas from non-prime-number cycles
- clouds of gnats
- embarrassing personal problems
- hipsters
- people driving with their left blinker on
- purple people eaters
- stupid commercial jingles
