Drat cat
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You are fighting a drat cat.
Even better than the cat that got the canary is the cat that gets chauffeured around on an artist's palette by a flock of orange balloons. Unless that cat is a metaphor for the weight of traffic pulling your network down, in which case it's a disappointing sight indeed.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The cat pops all the balloons and drops the artist's palette on your head. Even though the cat has a long fall, naturally she lands on her feet.
- he cat grabs you with her front paws, bowls you over, and kicks at you repeatedly with her hind paws. Drat, that hurts.
- The drat cat claws you until you're all a-twitter about finding some medical attention.
she hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! she hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The cat sails ferociously at you, but then stops to give herself a brief bath.
- The drat cat swipes at you, but you dodge. Tweet! Excuse me, I meant to say, "sweet."
- She wants to attack, but a gust of wind blows the entire ensemble away from you.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! she takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 10 experience.
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
Locations
Notes
- Occurs when you choose "ftp", "http", "link", "net", "port", "slashdot", "spider", "telnet", "web", or "www" on There's a Blog.Org for This.
- Using a degausser destroys this foe, yielding subscript alpha.
References
- Looking like the cat that got the canary is an idiom meaning appearing as if one had just had a great success.