Ali C

Ali C

You are fighting Ali C.

Ali C used to be a comedian. His schtick was that if low humor was brought low enough, it became high humor because it was so intentionally low. That may be true, but to everybody else he just seems crude and mean.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
and misses.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-27-216-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Ali C bling (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

This enemy is a wandering Villain.

References

• Refers to Ali G, a fictional character played by Sacha Baron Cohen.