Mister Uh-Uh

Mister Uh-Uh

You are fighting Mister Uh-Uh.

This man is a real negative Nelly. It doesn't matter whether you're asking if he'd like dessert, or if he'd like a million chips, or even if he'd like you to stop punching him, the answer is always a firm No! Well, "Uh-uh" is technically the normal response.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• You ask for mercy, but your request is denied. Guess you would have been better off fighting one of Mister Uh-Uh's yes men.
• He blasts you with his Radioactive Death Ray. There's no desk to duck under for cover, so you take the full force of the ray. (acid) damage
• He seals you in a portable chamber and fills it with noxious gas. You eventually jimmy the lock, but not before you breathe a little gas.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He orders a henchman to attack you, but Mister Uh-Uh and his Yes man keep confusing each other with their names and catch phrases. (Think "Who's on First" and you'll understand.)
• Mister Uh-Uh blasts you with his Radioactive Death Ray, but you wash the radiation off with a spare towel you always keep handy, just for occasions like this.
• He seals you in a portable chamber and fills it with noxious gas, but you quickly escape by punching through the unreinforced roof.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain some chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Giger counter (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

This enemy is a wandering Villain.

References

• Refers to the film Dr. No. In fact, the image is from here.
• The first miss message refers to the Who's on First? routine.