Super-sized mutant
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You are fighting a super-sized mutant.
Well, sure, everyone around here must be some kind of mutant, but this guy doesn't even look human any more. Sickly green skin, massive veins distorting his already disfigured body, and a generally bad attitude all combine to the ugliest sucker you've ever seen.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He tears off a piece of wood siding and smashes you with his improvised nail-bat.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He picks up a freaking car, but that's a bit too much and he falls over backwards.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
Unspecified chip drop
You gain ?-219-? experience.
You got an item: metal hockey mask 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: scoped revolver 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to all damage types.
