Loaded blaster
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You are fighting a loaded blaster.
No, don't go all Star Wars on me, this isn't a futuristic gun. It's just a guy who plays with dynamite all day long. He's really a pretty nice guy and all, it's just that he's a little hard of hearing (see: dynamite), and he's too tipsy to ask for clarification as to what he thinks you just said about his mother.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
and misses.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain some chips.
You gain some experience.
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to acid damage.