Dan Swattingly

Dan Swattingly

You are fighting Dan Swattingly.

His natural position is first base, but after the team drafted Cujos, Swattingly got sent to the outfield, where he plots his revenge and catches the occasional fly ball.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

Also known as "The Hit Man," Swattingly lands a hit on you.
Swattingly swats you real good.
Swattingly swats you like a fly.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

Also known as "The Hit Man," Swattingly tries to put a hit on you, but accidentally gets an innocent passerby instead.
For some strange reason the manager comes out and starts yelling at him about his sideburns, distracting him completely.
Even the most accurate baseballer only gets a successful hit around one third of the time. This must be your lucky two thirds.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain (0.6+0.06*Inning)*Level experience.

You got an item: baseball (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: baseball bat (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: baseball jersey (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: catcher's mask (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: cleats (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: leather gloves (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: smart bandages (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: smart juice (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: umpire's glasses (Unspecified Drop rate)