Aggravated protestor
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| aggravated protestor |
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You are fighting an aggravated protestor.
A woman waving a protest sign lurches out of the crowd, swinging the sign like a club at anything in her path. You appear to be in her path.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The aggravated protester subjects you to aggravated assault.
- She smashes her protest sign over your head, breaking it into little pieces. The sign, not your head.
- The protestor chants, "8 - 6 - 4 - 2! Club your shins and pelvis, too!" She proceeds to follow through on her threat.
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The aggravated protester subjects you to some real pro testing. Turns out your cholesterol levels are good, but your blood pressure is a little high. Might want to keep an eye on that, sometime when you're not in the middle of a fight.
- She swings and misses you, shattering her protest sign into pieces against the sidewalk. You tread carefully to avoid splinters and come out okay.
- The protestor chants, "2 - 4 - 6 - 8! Smash your toes and break your, uh, what body part rhymes with eight?" Confused, she fails to follow through.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 23-27 chips.
You gain 36 experience.
You got an item: shattered protest sign 
(64.1 ± 6.7%)
You got an item: outraged political flyer 
(17.5 ± 5.3%)
You got an item: broken PDA 
(18.4 ± 5.4%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to psychic damage.
100% weak to sonic damage.