Data mite

data mite

You are fighting a data mite.

Thanks to your superhuman computer rays, you've created another oxymoron: the giant mite.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

It clamps on you with its data-pincers and gives you a most unpleasant jolt to go with the pain.
It nibbles on your head, extracting some of your data.
It doesn't really do anything, but with this magnification, it's really, really gross. (psychic) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

It clamps on you with its data-pincers instead of, you know, the ones that actually hurt.
It tries to gross you out by letting you get a good look at it, but you've seen worse.
It tries to nibble on your head, but you remembered your Deep Computer Off.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

Unspecified XP

You got an item: datamite (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: datamite (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified