Chemist

chemist

You are fighting a chemist.

The chemist decides that if you're not going to accept his mild-mannered excuses designed to cover up his nefarious operations, then he'll just have to kill you! (See, you knew he was up to no good!)
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

damage
damage+ (acid) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
and misses.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 158-263 chips.

You gain 210 experience.

You got an item: furry pill (20.2 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: low pill (19.3 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: russet lump (30.5 ± 1%)
You got an item: xentrium ingot (3.8 ± 0.4%)
You got an item: pulchritudinous panacea (11 ± 0.7%)