Stabbing stagehand

stabbing stagehand

You are fighting the stabbing stagehand.

It's hard to say if the stagehands have been conscripted to pull double duty as extras stabbing Julio Cesar or if they've just caught the infectious madness that seems to plague the Bard's plays. At this rate, though, their next victim may not be in the script.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The stagehand stabs you. Hey, sometimes you just have to stick with what works.
• The stagehand calls over the other twenty-two hands waiting in the wings to give you an old fashioned Julio Cesar stabbing.
• The stagehand cuts a rope on one of those weight things they always seem to have hanging around back stage. You can probably guess what happens next.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The stagehand tries to stab you but, frankly, you saw that plot twist coming the moment they introduced her character.
• The stagehand calls for the other stagehands, but only twenty-one show up and they call the whole thing off.
• The stagehand cuts a rope on one of those weight things they always seem to have hanging around back stage, sending it crashing into the set. She remarks she'd always wanted to do that.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 79-176 chips.

You gain 103 experience.

You got an item: stage knife (19.4 ± 3.3%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Cube Theater
  

Notes

• Defeating this foe 23 times grants you the XXIIIrd Time's a Charm badge.