Fast Eddy

Fast Eddy

You are fighting Fast Eddy.

If there's one thing you're pretty sure you know about Fast Eddy, it's that he's not slow.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

Fast Eddy plays dead to get the jump on you. Guess he... pulled a fast one on you.
Fast Eddy gives you a beating that isn't trivial.
Fast Eddy runs you right over. He's just that fast.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

Fast Eddy plays dead, but you know to expect a fast one.
Fast Eddy heads in to give you a beating, but you convince him to play a quick few rounds of trivia instead.
Fast Eddy tries to run you over, but is actually too fast for his own good.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-30-207-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Fast Eddy's cold cash (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

This enemy is a wandering Villain.