All-steel John Steele
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You are fighting the all-steel John Steele.
You open the door, finding yourself face-to-chest with Big J himself, John Steele.
He's bigger and badder, but also a lot more metal than before. He's got more chrome than your prime hot rod and probably got a few extra horses under his hood as well.
Despite the quality time you spent in his pizza establishment, he mostly seems interested in serving you up a slice of pain.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- Steele tosses you into a stack of hero-crushing machinery. It seems to do a pretty good job.
- Steele bends a girder, then decides it's a great tool for killing all humans, starting with you.
- Steele headbutts you with his chrome noggin. KLONGGGGGG! damage + (sonic) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- Steele tosses you into a stack of hero-crushing machinery, but the machines are down for maintenance.
- Steele bends a girder, smiles, and bends another girder. He seems to be enjoying himself, so you leave him to it.
- Steele comes in for a headbutt, but you hit his head with a bent girder from the pile instead. KLONGGGGGG!
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 200 experience.
Huh, this gadget looks like a bit of cobbled-together trash, but whirs to life when your talisman gets near it... like it's drawing power from it somehow.
You have acquired a new skill: Crushing Hand
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to physical damage.
50% weak to acid damage.
Locations
Notes
- At the end of each round of combat,
- Massive pistons smash down on you (because factory, duh) but you fight against it with your rippling muscles until it withdraws back towards the ceiling.
- Mr. Steele treats you to a demonstration of the Crushing Hand for X damage.
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- Massive pistons smash down on you (because factory, duh) and crush you for Y damage.
- John Steele helps you out from under the pistons, yanking you out with his Crushing Hand for X damage. You were expecting a witty trash compactor joke, but apparently his sense of humor was removed along with all of his other organic parts.
