Cybernetic ZOM-L

cybernetic ZOM-L

You are fighting a cybernetic ZOM-L.

You're not sure exactly where the ZOMs come from... maybe the patients upstairs. But this one has obviously been to the infernal pit and back.

He's more machine than man, now. You're not sure if that's what makes him twisted and evil or if he started that way, requiring cybernetics to repair his orphanage-burning and puppy-kicking injuries.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

The ZOM-L brings his hammer down like he's a plumber and you're a rolling barrel. Sorry, my analogies need some work.
The ZOM-L slams his hammer into the ground, striking you with a shockwave and a soundwave and a starscream. damage + (sonic) damage
The ZOM-L pulls some fresh rockets off the assembly line and fires them at you point-blank. damage + (fire) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

The ZOM-L brings his hammer down like he's a judge and there's a sound block right next to you. And now you know what that little thing the judges hit with their gavels is called.
The ZOM-L slams his hammer into the ground, but you keep your distance and avoid the shockwave.
The ZOM-L pulls some fresh rockets off the assembly line, but they apparently aren't armed yet.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 165 experience.

You got an item: well-balanced teeter totter (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: bucket and pulley (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: reinforced novelty scissors (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: cybernetic mantle (Unspecified Drop rate)