Queen ZOM-I

ZOM-M Eighty

You are fighting ZOM-M Eighty.

It turns out, with sufficiently advanced cybernetics, "the queen is dead, long live the queen" might have a totally different meaning than the one you're used to.

However, ZOM-I doesn't seem particularly interested in discussing the finer points of succession law... as long as it's not gavelkind. Screw gavelkind.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

The queen reveals a decorated orb from her throne, pulls out the pin, and throws it at you. Wait, pin? damage + (fire) damage
The queen shouts "off with your head!" so loudly it actually cuts you. Yeah, I don't know how it works either. Probably a royalty thing. damage + (sonic) damage
After a fierce exchange of blows, you get a little blue blood on you. That stuff is cold. (ice) damage

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

The queen reveals a decorated orb from her throne and tries to figure out the instructions. But she counts to five and it doesn't seem to work at all.
The queen shouts "off with your head," but you're reluctant to comply.
After a fierce exchange of blows, you get a little blue blood on you. Is she a horseshoe crab or something?

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: hook on a string (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: chalkboard (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: hinged mallet (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: ZOM orb (Unspecified Drop rate)