King ZOM-I

king ZOM-I

You are fighting king ZOM-I.

The first (and hopefully last) of his name. Really, who comes up with this stuff?
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• Arms akimbo, he blasts you with both his pistols.
• His pistol might shoot cork, but cork to the eye still smarts. And by smarts, I mean makes you stupid.
• That one pistol is supposed to be water, but water don't burn like that... (acid) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Arms akimbo, he... does nothing, because his hands are on his hips.
• He shoots you with a cork gun, which is about as effective as it sounds.
• That one pistol is supposed to be water, and it is.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: squirt gun (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: cork gun (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: hinged mallet (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: ZOM scepter (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Backstage