Archibald
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| Archibald |
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You are fighting Archibald.
He's a reactionary, bigoted, blue-collar worker and family man, and he doesn't like anyone telling him what to do. Especially straight-laced hero types like you.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- Archibald smacks you with his arm chair.
- Archibald hits you with a bunker shot. Why they have a golf field in the middle of the Ark of Anarchy is a mystery for another time.
- Archibald hits you with some anti-superhero racial slurs. Are superheroes even a race? You're as confused as you are insulted. (psychic) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- Archibald hefts his armchair. You remind him that it belongs in a museum, so he puts it back down rather than clobbering you with it.
- Archibald hits you with a bunker shot, but he grounded his club so it doesn't count.
- Archibald curses you out. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but they haven't invented good slurs for superheroes yet.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 80 experience.
You got an item: Rainbow's Ark pill 
(19.9 ± 2.8%)
You got an item: starched shirt 
(12.8 ± 2.4%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to electric damage.
50% weak to acid damage.
Locations
References
- The name used to be Archibald "Bunker" Barisol.
- The name and the description refer to Archie Bunker, which can be described as "reactionary, bigoted, conservative blue-collar worker and family man".
- The first miss message refers to the fact that Archie Bunker's armchair is on permanent display at the National Museum of American History.