Estemmenosuchus
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You are fighting an estemmenosuchus.
This is either the king of the prehistoric crocodiles, or the birth name of Emelio Estevez before he picked a more pronounceable stage name.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The estemmenosuchus is starting a breakfast club! And you're invited! Unfortunately, it doesn't turn out as well as you'd hope.
- The estemmenosuchus solves a paleontological controversy by taking a bite out of you.
- It gores you with its crown.
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The estemmenosuchus is starting a breakfast club! And you're invited! Unfortunately, you have to work that day.
- The estemmenosuchus tries to take a bite out of you, but you manage to deflect it with inquiries about its diet.
- It tries to gore you with its crown, but you remind it "Twilight is a democracy"! You decline to mention all the times it's taken over by supervillains.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 165 experience.
You got an item: red claw 
(14.2 ± 1.8%)
You got an item: red tooth 
(14.2 ± 1.8%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to ice damage.
50% resistant to electric damage.
Locations
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This enemy is an animal. |
References
- Estemmenosuchus is a genus of large, early omnivorous therapsid living 255 million years ago. "King" hints to the meaning of the name, "Crowned Crocodile".
- References actor, director and writer Emilio Estevez. It might reference the fact that Estevez did not choose to use the stage name of his father, Martin Sheen.
- The first hit and miss messages refer to Emilio Estevez's role in the movie The Breakfast Club.
- The second hit and miss messages refer to the paleontological controversy over whether Estemmenosuchuses were carnivorous or herbivorous or omnivorous.