Peteinosaurus

peteinosaurus

You are fighting a peteinosaurus.

One time, at dinosaur camp, this saurus named Petie flew around for a while, and then picked a fight with you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

Petie is small, but fierce, catching you with an uppercut as effective as it is adorable.
Petie comes down and pecks you on the nose.
Petie buffets you with its wings.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

Petie is fierce, but small, tickling you with an adorable uppercut.
Petie pecks you, but it doesn't really hurt. Seriously, he and twenty-three of his best friends could fit in a pie crust.
Petie tries to buffet you with its wings, but you're on a diet.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 160 experience.

You got an item: red claw (16.1 ± 1.9%)
You got an item: taut sinew (10.4 ± 1.6%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to fire damage.
50% resistant to electric damage.

This enemy is an animal.

Peteinosaurus ("winged lizard") was a prehistoric reptile genus living about 221-210 million years ago.
"This one time at dinosaur camp" is a reference to a similar quote in the movie American Pie.
The second hit and miss messages refer to the four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie (one of which pecked a maid's nose) in "Sing a Song of Sixpence".