ZOM-G firecyborg
ZOM-G firecyborg |
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You are fighting a ZOM-G firecyborg.
A cyborg firefighter actually sounds like a kind of good idea, doesn't it? I mean, it's a pretty dangerous job.
Unfortunately, this isn't the "stop building from burning" kind of firecyborg. Or even the "burns books as an obvious allegory about television and/or censorship" kind.
It turns out he's the "burn everything" kind of firecyborg.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The firecyborg sprays you down with oil and lets the furnace room's fire do the rest. (fire) damage
- An alarm goes off in the distance, serving as a signal for even more firecyborgs to help put on your fire. (fire) damage
- The firecyborg pushes you back into one of the room's burning buildings. Did I mention that the furnace room is really big? Anyway, the building collapses on you. damage + (fire) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The firecyborg sprays you down with oil, but the furnace room is hot enough that you dry right off. Don't think about it too hard.
- An alarm goes off in the distance and the firecyborg stalks over to make sure everything is properly on fire.
- The firecyborg pushes you back towards one of the room's burning buildings, but you jump aside and let him barrel into the building instead. For a second, he almost looks like a real firefighter.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 150 experience.
You got an item: sprinkler (29.2 ± 2.2%)
You got an item: fire alarm (28.8 ± 2.2%)
You got an item: bottle rocket (10.4 ± 1.5%)
You got an item: fire 'hose (6.1 ± 1.2%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Immune to fire damage.
50% resistant to physical damage.
50% weak to ice damage.
Locations
Notes
- At the end of each round, if the firecyborg fails to hit, his accuracy and offense are increased, with the message:
- Your opponent's rage seems to feed the furnace's flames.
References
- The description refers to Ray Bradbury's book Fahrenheit 451, in which firemen burn books.