Serial jaywalker
Serial Jaywalker |
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You are fighting an Serial Jaywalker.
Jaywalking may not be the most serious offense, but this guy takes it to a new level, walking in and out of traffic causing a public hazard..
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The jaywalker darts into traffic, causing the drivers to curse loudly. Not, like, loudly enough to hurt you though. That would be crazy.
- The jaywalker dodges into traffic, causing a car to slam on the brakes.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
Unspecified XP