English tourist
Return to The streets of downtown Twilight
You are fighting an English tourist.
This fellow seems like a true English gentleman until you say something which he interprets as a slight against his favorite football (that'd be "soccer" to an American) team.
Hit Message(s):
- Your opponent attacks ... He hits you for X damage.
Critical Message(s):
Miss message(s):
Fumble Message(s):
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 56-92 chips.
You gain 54-60 experience.
You got an item: Bowler 
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You got an item: Bag of PG Tips 
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