Overzealous dancer

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You are fighting an overzealous dancer.

This girl is The Real Thing. On the dance floor she'll take control, she'll voodoo-u; she's a superstar, she's the most wonderful girl, and then--bam! Out comes the evil.

Hit Message(s):

• Your opponent attacks ... The dancer whips out a book of matches. In time to the music she starts lighting them and flicking them at you. Turns out she's a prodigy firestarter, and those matches really burn. She hits you for X damage.
• Your opponent attacks ... She invites you to her next thrill cult meeting, but it's a real killer. You've got a lesson to learn--this devil bunny's got the kiss of death. She hits you for X damage.

Critical Message(s):

• Your opponent has a critical hit. She hits you for X damage.

Miss message(s):

• Your opponent attacks ... The dancer shouts, "Are you ready for this?" She follows up the question with 3 limited--very limited--attempts to kick-dance you, but her tribal dance fails. Guess she should have shifted into maximum overdrive if she wanted to be effective.
• Your opponent attacks ... She raves to the rhythm, grooves to the move, and shouts "I'm gonna get you." Just then the rave alarm goes off, interrupting her attack. Lucky you!
• Your opponent attacks ... She attacks using the "vegas crystal" method of martial arts. She begins with a bad stone punch, transitions into a vapor trail, and then she's comin' back to finish with a cherry twist. She's a busy child, but you're a jaded hero and have no trouble dodging.

Fumble Message(s):

• Fumble Message 1
• Fumble Message 2

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 21-38 chips.

You gain 28 experience.

You got an item: moonbow (%?)
You got an item: smart juice (%?)

Location(s)

Campus: Investigate a Retro Rave