Cosmic prankster

cosmic prankster

You are fighting a cosmic prankster.

Pranksters are often harmless, but this one stepped over the line years ago and hasn't found her way back since.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

You'd object that pogo-sticking on someone's head isn't a prank, but she's enjoying herself so much that she probably won't listen.
She throws a can't-dodge-ball at you. It lives up to its name.
The prankster offers her hand for a shake. You know better, but it turns out that gadget is her hand is the switch to turn off the bomb. "What bomb?" you may ask. (fire) damage

she hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! she hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

She tries to pogo-stick on your head, but you duck out of the way and live to tell the tale. Woo-ooo.
She throws a can't-dodge-ball at you, so you parry instead... then block when she tries again and deflect the third. She eventually gives into your superior thesaurus.
The prankster offers her hand for a shake. You carefully take it, proving once again that being polite doesn't cost anything... except all those other times when you ended up finding a joybuzzer.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! she takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 69-119 chips.

You gain 92 experience.

You got an item: magic infinity ball (9.8 ± 1.7%)
You got an item: pun gas (9.9 ± 1.7%)
You got an item: teds and hails coin (9.7 ± 1.6%)
You got an item: lip blam (10.1 ± 1.7%)
You got an item: forget-me knot (10.3 ± 1.7%)
You got an item: can't-dodge ball (10.5 ± 1.7%)
You got an item: pogo-stick (7.2 ± 1.4%)