Green twosome

green twosome

You are fighting a green twosome.

You face a dunamic dio--dynamic duo--consisting of two strange mean grin--green men. Between them they're carrying a sarge lack. Large sack.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

They pull something from the trick bag and start to play brick tag. Guess what? You're it!
The green twosome take turns hitting you. It's no lie: when you're hit by a troubled duo, the pain is doubled, true-oh!
They pull some oatmeal out of the bag and hurl it at you. No, that's a moat eel, and it's got a very nasty bite.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

They aim a crushing blow at your head, but a blushing crow flaps out of their sack and startles them with a loud "Caw!"
The green twosome pull a green mill out of their bag. It displays a real mean grill, but that's all.
They reach into the bag and scrounge up a notebook. Then they spend a while finding their way out of the boat nook.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 26-38 chips.