Ultraviolet trainee

ultraviolet trainee

You are fighting a ultraviolet trainee.

This irritable trainee is dressed all in white and acts like he owns the place. You'll probably have to disabuse him of that notion. Preferably via abuse, ironically enough.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He haughtily informs you that he's completely trusted and just prattles on and on and on. (psychic) damage
• He orders one of the other trainees to attack you. Surprisingly, they obey.
• He whips out a knife, making with some of the ole ultraviolence because he saw you "touch his stuff".

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He haughtily goes on about being trusted. He's too busy yammering to remember to attack.
• He tries to order another trainee, but his white jumpsuit is all muddy so nobody listens to him.
• He whips out a knife to stab you, but a passing drill sergeant yells, "Lighten up, Francis!"

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 139 experience.

You got an item: ultra-visor (15.1 ± 2.6%)
You got an item: mind juice (12.8 ± 2.5%)
You got an item: pugil stick (21.7 ± 3%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to fire damage.
50% weak to psychic damage.

Locations

• CTC Trainees
  

References

• The description and some of the combat messages refer to the the game Paranoia, in which the highest security clearance is "Ultra-violet", visually represented by the color white.
• The third hit and miss messages refer to a scene in the movie Stripes in which Pvt. "Psycho" threatens to stab people who touch his stuff, but is told to "Lighten up, Francis".
• "The ole ultraviolence" is a reference to A Clockwork Orange.