Big-chinned wiseguy

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You are fighting Big-chinned wiseguy.

This guy is clearly befuddled. He keeps muttering about "deadels everywhere" and "gotta get back to the future" and weird nonsense like that. Either he's been hit over the head by foam swords one too many times, or a combination of a bad drug experience and the metachronism costumes has made him go funny.

Hit messages:

Your opponent attacks ... He blasts you with his shotgun. He shouts, "That's right! Who's laughing now!" You'd point out that you weren't laughing to begin with, but you're in too much pain. He hits you for X damage.

Your opponent attacks ... The man murmurs some sort of incantation. It sounds a bit like "Clamshell Veritas Nicotine." Your head becomes filled with painful cravings for a product that doesn't even exist. He hits you for X (psychic) damage.

Critical hit message:
Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits for X damage.

Miss messages:
Your opponent attacks ... and misses.

Your opponent attacks ... He attempts to shoot you with a shotgun, but while he's trying to aim with his left hand, he starts smacking himself in the face with his right. It s a little weird, to say the least.

Fumble messages:
Your opponent attacks ... Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 50 chips.
You gain 60 experience.

You got an item: Boomstick