Blue trainee

blue trainee

You are fighting a blue trainee.

A seven foot tall blue cat. Really? This is what we've been reduced to?
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

In an unexpected twist, he blasts you with a high tech gun. I guess it makes sense; Blue is a pretty high rank.
He pounces you, biting and scratching and hissing.
He starts making some kind of confused political message that really makes your head hurt. (psychic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He whips out a high tech weapon, but it's a training weapon, so it doesn't actually fire.
He gets ready to pounce you, but you squirt him with a water bottle.
He starts making some kind of confused political message, but after those freaks on the oil rig, this guy's a piker.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 137 experience.

You got an item: dongle (13 ± 2.5%)
You got an item: super-advanced weapon (15.6 ± 2.7%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to fire damage.
50% weak to psychic damage.

The enemy image and description refer to the aliens in the movie Avatar.
The first hit message refers to the game Paranoia, in which "Blue" is a high-level security clearance.