Boogie monster

boogie monster

You are fighting a boogie monster.

This guy lives to dance. The life of street crime and petty larceny is just the easiest way for him to support his dancing lifestyle.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The boogie monster mixes things up a bit, switching over to ballroom dancing to burn you with his hot hot tango steps. damage + (fire) damage
• The monster gets down and boogies, hitting you with an unfortunate flailing foot.
• The boogie monster plays a wicked trumpet solo eight-to-the-bar, waking up a bunch of company to beat you up. damage + (sonic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• No matter what anyone says about boogie monsters getting into healthy ballroom dancing, B is for boogying and that's good enough for them.
• The monster gets down and boogies, providing a nice musical interlude for the fight.
• He tries to pummel you in time, but he can't get the rhythm without his bassist and guitarist.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 63-105 chips.

You gain 84 experience.

You got an item: dance pants (7.2 ± 1.4%)
You got an item: boogie monster energy drink (13.9 ± 1.9%)
You got an item: scootin' boots (6.9 ± 1.4%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to fire damage.
50% weak to psychic damage.

Locations

• Teeter Street
  

References

• In line with the location subject, this foe references Cookie Monster.
• The third hit message refers to the song "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy".
• The first miss message refers to Cookie Monster's promotion of healthy eating habits ("Cookies are a sometimes food.") and his song "C Is For Cookie".