Clearance Clarence

Clearance Clarence

You are fighting Clearance Clarence.

Clarence here was sent by the computer to check everyone's clearance. He seems understandably perturbed that there's someone wandering around the camp that isn't even an infrared trainee.

That's you, in case you're wondering.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:
Unspecified Message

• Clarence offers you an infrared uniform. You try it on, but aren't in the market for invisible, burning hot clothing. X (fire) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
Unspecified Message

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 300 experience.

You got an item: Computer Friend (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• CTC Trainees
  

Notes

• An ultra-rare encounter.

References

• The foe's name refers to the quote "We have clearance, Clarence" from the movie Airplane!.
• The foe's image is based on the depiction of Big Brother in Apple Computer's "1984" advertisement, which was inspired by the novel Nineteen Eighty-Four.
• The mentions of clearances refer to the game Paranoia, which was also inspired by Nineteen Eighty-Four.