Confabulator bot
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You are fighting a confabulator bot.
This robot sounds like it should either fabricate contraptions or make things confusingly fabulous, but in reality it's all talk.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The robot talks and talks and... you eventually pass out for a bit, hitting your head on the ground.
- The robot shows off its fabulous new coat, whipping you as it twirls.
- The robot starts reading newspaper articles about you and asking about inconsistencies in your backstory. It's almost as embarrassing as it is confusing. (psychic) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The robot talks and talks and... still somehow has more personality than the human in the next cubicle at work.
- The robot shows off its fabulous new coat, but you're not really feeling it.
- The robot starts reading newspaper articles about you, which is pretty cool. Who knew you were that awesome?
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 30 experience.
You got an item: SQUID disc: Stuff you just forgot 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: power converter 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: mangled data plate 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: data plate (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: nanoprocessor 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified