Cool ZOM-L

cool ZOM-L

You are fighting a cool ZOM-L.

Of the horde of nearly identical ZOM-Ls working in and defending this factory... which, somewhat to your surprise seems to make munitions rather than more ZOM-Ls, this one seems slightly cooler. It's probably the shades.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

You thought you were going to get out of a fight with a "cool" opponent but never get frozen? (ice) damage
The ZOM-L bats at something you can't see, clobbering you in the process.
One of the factory machines breaks down, so the ZOM-L heads over and punches it once, restoring it to life. It's so iconically cool, your brain melts a little. (psychic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

You'd expect to get frozen in any fight with a "cool" opponent, but he just seems confused as you keep dodging the inevitable ice beams.
The ZOM-L bats at something you can't see, but you're able to avoid his swipes.
One of the factory's machines breaks down. The ZOM-L sighs and takes a break from trying to beat you up, trying to get the machine working again.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 160 experience.

You got an item: bag of matchheads (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: water main (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: reinforced novelty scissors (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: knockoff alien sunglasses (Unspecified Drop rate)