Knockoff alien sunglasses
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knockoff alien sunglasses
Plural: pairs of knockoff alien sunglasses
Be careful when you're wandering the streets of Chiron Beta Prime, looking for a pair of sunglasses. Sure, the guy with the blanket out on the ammonia-scented snow might say they're Star-Ban, but they're really Bar-Stans... totally different.
The coating Bar-Stan uses won't shield your eyes from the pulsing light of a rotating neutron star. It can't even block the light reflected from terrestrial plastics.
Accessory
Level Required: 15
Autosell value: 250
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+11% chips
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References
- The description refers to Jonathan Coulton's song "Chiron Beta Prime".
- The brand names refer to Ray-Ban sunglasses.