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You are fighting a footpath footpad.
Out of nowhere a very hurried woman in all black clothes comes running down the footpath, glancing at a wristwatch and muttering to herself, "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important mugging." She slows as she approaches you. "Oh, hello there!" she says. You can guess what comes next.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- She mugs you. By which I mean she hits you in the mug with a mug.
- She tries to lead you down the rabbit hole, but there's nothing down there except dirt and an angry rabbit.
- She pads up to you with the grace of a cat burglar and slashes you with some claws she presumably took from that cat burglar she mugged last time.
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- She tries to mug you, but is too busy mugging it up for the camera.
- She tries to lead you down the rabbit hole, but you remember what the doormouse said about not feeding your head to things. It was pretty good advice for a mouse
- She pads up to you with the grace of a cat burglar, but doesn't seem to have any claws handy to finish the job.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ~300 chips.
You gain ~300 experience.
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
Locations
Notes
- deja voodoo doll does not work on this foe.
References
- The description and second hit and miss messages refer to the White Rabbit from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll.
- The second miss message also contains a reference to the song "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane.
- The third hit and miss messages refer to the in-game Cat burglar and her Metaphoric claws.