Futility Belt
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Futility Belt
Plural: Futility Belts
There's something wrong with this, something very, very wrong with this. Something seriously wrong with this. I mean, the theory is sound: take a belt and jam it full of anything and everything you could possibly need. In practice? Not so much. This is really a poor choice for your talisman needs.
Talisman
Item cannot be auto-sold
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Unlocks Futile Search
Provides other "useful" effects
How Obtained
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Paradox Naught | Schrodinger's Box |
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Futility Belt | |
Notes
- Based on an entry posted by Jesus during the November 2008 Recipe Contest.
- When creating 1 you get the message:
- You weld your Paradox Naught to the inside of the box, carefully avoiding the cat, and close the lid. It simultaneously is and is not dividing by zero, but the Naught is already the sum of all things divided by zero making not dividing by zero a paradox and... the universe reboots and you end up with this sweet belt!
- When creating 2 or more:
- You weld your Paradox Naughts to the inside of the boxen, carefully avoiding the cats, and close the lids. The boxen simultaneously are and are not dividing by zero, but the Naughts are already the sum of all things divided by zero both individually and collectively making not dividing by zero a paradox and... the universe reboots and you end up with these sweet belts!
- Necessary for the unlocking of Somber's Fedora, Ever-Dim Halter, Shade's Cargo Pants,and Dusk's Baton
References
- Refers to Batman's utility belt.