Future laser sword
future laser sword
Plural: future laser swords
Okay, first things first. This is a futuristic laser sword. It is not an "illumination rapier" or an "incandescent falchion" or any other kind of light-weapon. We don't want to be sued.
That being said, this is a swanky laser sword from the future that does all sorts of nifty, futuristic things. Like chop up stuff and... give investment advice?
March 2019 Item of the Month
Melee weapon (Slashing, large)
Power: 100
Item cannot be auto-sold
{{#vardefine:consumable|no}}{{#vardefine:consumable|{{#var:consumable}}}}Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction
-5 seconds to the duration of each turn***
+10% chance of critical hits.**
No weapon fumbles, ever.
Hacks time
** Fumble and critical hit values are capped at +/- 20%.
*** Maximum time benefit of -60 seconds, total, including Heroic Efficiency.
How Obtained
- Available for 10 silver stars during March 2019.
Notes
- When bought: You hand the shopkeeper 10 silver stars and learn you're going to have hidden the sword under the doormat to your hideout. It sounds pretty shady, but it turns out the shopkeeper was right and future you took care of everything.
References
- The purchase message refers to some time travel hijinks in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
| Item of the Month | ||
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| Preceded by cursed brooch |
March 2019 future laser sword |
Succeeded by one sidekick band |