Green brute
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You are fighting a green brute.
He's not new, and he's not sick; he's just green. You don't know why, all you know is that somebody, somewhere, made him angry.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- Brute CRUSH!
- Brute SMASH!
- He pulls you close, waves of radiation washing over you.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He tries to crush you, but his alter-ego's crippling carpal-tunnel syndrome means his grip is weak.
- He tries to smash you but some soothing violin and flugelhorn music calms him down.
- He pulls you close. Aww, he's giving you a hug!
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 131 experience.
You got an item: Muscle Fancy magazine 
(10.3 ± 2.2%)
You got an item: teeny-tiny motorcycle 
(10.3 ± 2.2%)
You got an item: arm streamers 
(9.4 ± 2.1%)
You got an item: body oil 
(12.1 ± 2.4%)
You got an item: fishnet shirt 
(11.4 ± 2.3%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Immune to acid damage.
50% weak to ice damage.
