Hairy brute

hairy brute

You are fighting a hairy brute.

Wow, this guy has a lot of hair. It's like he's the twisted love-child of Bigfoot and Robin Williams. You look around for a little sidekick dog, but you don't see him.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He grabs your arm and tries to get all Beowulf on you. Your arm stays attached, but it still hurts.
He lets out a bestial roar and bangs his chest like a gorill(ill-ill-ill)a. (sonic) damage
He bounds over to you and bites your freaking neck! Youch!

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He grabs your arms and spins you around. Romantic music swells in the background.
He lets out a bestial roar, but it's more of a whine. This dude ain't no silverback.
He bounds over to you but slips on a conveniently placed banana ex machina.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 125 experience.

You got an item: massive knuckles (19.7 ± 2.9%)
You got an item: hair suit (15.3 ± 2.7%)
You got an item: adapted Brutgel (4.5 ± 1.5%)