History of the Molasses Wars
History of the Molasses Wars
Plural: volumes of the History of the Molasses Wars
On January 19th, 1919, a steel tank 50 feet high by 90 feet in diameter tore open in Twilight, unleashing a 20 foot high wave of sticky molasses. You should remember this information in case some psychotic people kick in your door and quiz you.
Just kidding about the quiz part, but that ruptured container really did lead to the Molasses Wars. I'd tell you about it, but like other evocatively titled wars, the more you know, the less interesting it is.
Suffice it to say, there were many strange advances made during the Molasses Wars, and now those secrets can be yours, too.
October 2016 Item of the Month
Miscellaneous Item
Item cannot be auto-sold
Usable
Grants you a permanent skill when used. (Skill is retained across retcons.)
How Obtained
- Available for 10 silver stars during October 2016.
- Available for 10 silver stars during October 2016.
First time:
You learn all about the Molasses Wars and the sticky mire in the molasses trenches. War has never sounded so delicious.
You have acquired a new skill: Molasses Mire
Subsequent times:
You already know plenty about the Molasses Wars.
Notes
- When bought: You give the shopkeeper 10 silver stars for the book, then beat a hasty retreat before he can start reminicising about the good old days when all they had to fight over was molasses.
References
- The description refers to the Great Molasses Flood.
| Item of the Month | ||
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| Preceded by beyond august pants |
October 2016 History of the Molasses Wars |
Succeeded by universal uniform |
