IT drone

IT drone

You are fighting an IT drone.

This computer geek has electronics sticking out of nearly every pocket, as well as a long list of jobs to do. Since he's just a lowly member of the Geek Herd, he has to actually do some work.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He starts screaming in nerd rage about someone breaking their computer's "cup holder" and starts pummeling you with his small but painful fists.
• He pauses for a moment, his eyes flicking back and forth before unleashing some fearsome kung-fu moves.
• He yelps and ducks for cover, letting NSA and CIA agents do the dirty work for him.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He starts screaming in nerd rage, but it seems he didn't actually buy that perk, so it's kind of pathetic.
• He pauses for a moment, and then another, and then starts yammering about not flashing.
• He yelps for help, but the only help that comes is other members of the Geek Herd. They can't fight either.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 87-148 chips.

You gain 115 experience.

You got an item: SQUID disc: Brain Computers and You (18.2 ± 2.9%)
You got an item: taped glasses (12.5 ± 2.5%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to sonic damage.
50% weak to electric damage.

Locations

• NCI Live building‎
  

References

• The first miss message refers to Nerd Rage!, a perk from Fallout 3.
• The second hit message refers to a scene in the movie The Matrix.
• The first hit message refers to a a well known Tech Support story about someone confusing their CDROM player for a cup holder.