Instructor deductor

instructor deductor

You are fighting a instructor deductor.

What's a deductor? Why, it's an expert in deduction, of course. This instructor was hired because he was so good at detecting when students were slacking off.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He may have gotten his start in the world of racing, but he's no slouch when it comes to fighting. The speed lines are especially painful.
"I deduct," he says, "that this punch will hurt." You know what? He's right!
He spouts of some rhyming couplets that are especially groan-worthy. (sonic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He takes a swing at you, but the speed lines warn you that it's coming, and you dodge.
He gives a long winded speech about what's going to happen, but he spends too much time deducting and not enough time fighting.
He spouts some rhyming couplets, but after all the spoonerisms in this game, you're unaffected.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 155 experience.

You got an item: crop (16.3 ± 2.7%)
You got an item: magnifying glass (14.8 ± 2.6%)
You got an item: portable desk (18.2 ± 2.8%)