Paralegal paramour

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paralegal paramour

You are fighting a paralegal paramour.

Every lawyer show on television has one of these, and it seems they exist in reality, too. She's the eager-to-please paralegal who is always flustered, largely incompetent, but involved with one of the senior partners.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • She bumps into you carrying an armful of files, dropping them all on your feet.
  • She starts apologizing. And keeps apologizing. And keeps apologizing. She won't shut up! (sonic) damage
  • She looks behind her as someone calls her name and she crashes into you, knocking you over.



She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.



Miss messages:

  • She bumps into you carrying an armful of files, but they scatter all over the place.
  • She starts apologizing but you clap your hand over her mouth and yell at her to shut up.
  • She looks behind her as someone calls her name and she almost crashes into you, but you sidestep her.



Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.


Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!


Chips-white.gif You gain 93-154 chips.

You gain 123 experience.

You got an item: dainty glasses Dainty-glasses.gif (15.7 ± 2.7%)
You got an item: relaxing flats Flats.gif (14.2 ± 2.6%)
You got an item: box of files Box-of-files.gif (14 ± 2.6%)
You got an item: alluring business suit Racy-suit.gif (14.7 ± 2.6%)





Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to fire damage.
50% weak to psychic damage.


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