Rho Master

Rho Master

You are fighting Rho Master.

Normally even keeled, this canoe has been put in a stern mood from too many rho-rho-rho your boat jokes.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

You crack a rho-rho-rho your boat joke, only to find out too late why that's a bad idea.
The Rho Master is substantially harder than the machines at the Training Room, leaving you feeling exhausted.
The Rho Master drastically increases its density, smashing you with astounding force.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

You manage to refrain from making a rho-rho-rho your boat joke.
The Rho Master is tough, but you've been practicing on the machines at the Training Room.
The Rho Master drastically increases its density, shrinking small enough that you're able to dodge its tiny, adorable paddles.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain (scales by stats) experience.

You got an item: enerbun globule (49.4 ± 1.1%)
You got an item: titanium plating (10.5 ± 0.7%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

This enemy is a robot with an electronic brain.