SQUID disc: The Tao of the Dow

Item Number: 468
Description ID: 9769240
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SQUID disc: The Tao of the Dow
Plural: SQUID discs: The Tao of the Dow
There's nothing like a little zen (metaphorically, of course, because Tao and Zen aren't really the same belief system at all) to make the stock market less intelligible than it already is. Still, it's a catchy title.

Miscellaneous Item
Level Required: 6
Autosell value: 50
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How Obtained

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The Docks

• pier security guard
  

When Used

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Without some type of SQUID Player in your inventory:

You'd like to use the SQUID disc, but you don't have a device capable of playing it.

With some kind of SQUID Player in your inventory:

You load the disc into your SQUID player. Basically, this is like a "Stock Market for Dummies" book. Reading it increases your knowledge to the "dummy" level, a tremendous improvement. You gain (Level*10, cap 100) XP.

Using multiple:
Without some type of SQUID Player in your inventory:

You'd like to use the SQUID disc, but you don't have a device capable of playing it.

With some kind of SQUID Player in your inventory:

You load the discs into your SQUID player. Basically, these are like a "Stock Market for Dummies" book. Reading it increases your knowledge to the "dummy" level, a tremendous improvement. You gain some XP.

References

• The item name is nod at the book The Tao of Pooh.
• The use message references the many For Dummies instructional books.