Taser drone

taser drone

You are fighting a taser drone.

When you have a lot of territory to cover, remote drones are a very convenient thing to have. When you want to incapacitate someone without killing them, tasers are a very convenient thing to have. When you want to introduce someone to a world of pain and you have a lot of territory to cover, you want one of these babies.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

It blasts you with a bolt of electricity from the nasty looking taser mounted on the front. You wish it were merely a teaser taser, but no luck. (electric) damage
A bolt of electricity arcs past you. Whew. It blows up a ruined wall, peppering you with shrapnel.
A glancing blow spins you around into some cinder blocks. Cinder? But I hardly even know 'er. damage+ (electric) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

It tries to blast you with a bolt of electricity, but a nearby bit of rebar grounds out the shot.
A bolt of electricity arcs past you and hits nothing. That was less effective than it could have been, and for that you're more thankful than you could have been.
It charges at you, but you take away its credit card. It's so furious that you would make such a pun that it just leaves you alone for now.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 70 experience.

You got an item: electronic cabling (9.2 ± 2.1%)
You got an item: titanium plating (8.8 ± 2%)
You got an item: taser (15.8 ± 2.6%)